Funny Joke ...

Funny Joke ...

Deng Xioping, a Taiwanese man who is very rich but has no ability to speak English arrives at the airport in New York.

After queuing at immigration, when passports stamped, the officer asked a few questions to find out his visit to the USA.

The first question of immigration: "What is the last name of our first President?" Because not understand English very well, he guessed that petugasmenanyakan family name (surname).

Then he replied: "Wo xing Deng (read: sing wo Teng)." In Mandarin means: "I Marga Deng." Fyi, in Chinese culture, Chinese people are always introduced first when his surname was first acquaintance.

The officer heard the "Washington!" (Same sound) and then he went on toquestion

2: "What do you want to go to the U.S.?" He thought, logically of course now he asked my name. Then he replied: "Xiaoping." The officer heard: "Shopping!" Question #

3: "what are you kendarain Vehicles in Taiwan?" Tourists were thinking, he asked the status of Taiwan, and replied in Hokkien: "Bo bo (in Hokkien means:" Not married "). And the officers heard:" Volvo! "And he smiled kindly and asked again. Question th

4: "Who is the most famous pop singer in the USA?" We Taiwanese man was getting impatient and started saying loudly in Hokkien: "Mai Cai Ko Seng." (Meaning: "Do not fool around anymore with me"). The officer heard: "Michael Jackson!" Impressed by the knowledge of the tourist, the officer stamped his passport immediately